Yuh know at this time of the year these ditzes would sooner fight than fuck, go figure. People often say that turkeys aren't to bright, well their right their not very bright. Downright stupid really.
However it's quite a pleasantl sound to wake up to when their gobble gobble gobble fills the valley. I've had some interesting times with these brainless members of the Swallow's Nest inc. some pleasant, some not so much. Some shouldn't have happened to a dog, what am I saying they did happen to a dog, several as a matter of fact and me as well. Turkeys are evil creatures and can't be trusted.
I truley believe that the turkey should be the American national bird instead of the noble Eagle.
Yes a true symbol of America, as brainless as GWBush and about as useless as the One Big Assed Mistake America, Obama.
Perhaps I'm being to hard on my fine feathered friends that share my world with me, lets face it even these birds that if intellect were coin they wouldn't have enough to by a stick of gum between them could do a better job of running a country than whats in charge now.